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I wrote this track in 45 minutes and recorded just the vocal on my phone. I sent the track to Tim Bovaconti! The rest is history! We had a ball recording the song during Covid 19 socially distanced. I made it in to sing this X-rated version one Wednesday in December. Hope you enjoy!
And yes I am not a fan of Christmas but I am one of Santa's helpers. lol
lyrics
I Suck At Christmas: Only Santa Hates Christmas More Than I Do!
Words by Brenda Carol
Ah, Christmas time comes but once and year,
And supposedly it brings lots of good cheer,
But unfortunately, it's just lost on me,
Cause only Santa hates Christmas more than I do...
Was honked at for my parking spot,
Spent good time in parking lots,
Regretably I only blew all my money,
And I still can't find Christmas.
I hate shopping, I'm sick of wrapping,
I suck at Christmas.
I can't stand the crappy music pumped everywhere,
Don't see the point, to all the stuff, and
I especially hate the smells of Christmas.
I suck at Christmas,
I know I'm not alone,
Cause so does Santa.
I shop locally, so I can just walk there,
Eggnog makes my stomach hurl,
And mistletoe was just invented by some asshole.
Don't get me wrong,
I love the reindeer!
But they can't steer,
And I'm the one giving Santa beer!
I mean have you seen him on his tracker on his sleigh?
I reel at real trees! and what the Fuck are fur pins,
and why must I pull them out of my socks and Netherlands!
I suck at Christmas, I'm not alone,
Cause so does Santa.
I'm not for cards, I'm Dutch,
They hang like laundry in my kitchen blinds.
I'm not for Christmas, I'm not for all the paper!
I hang my lights all year round.
I turn them on, my neighbours think I'm lazy and weird.
I'm not lit up by paying all that hydro.
But don't get me wrong,
I love the time,
To get to be here,
To tie one on!
With all the people,
That I'm so lucky,
To just be with in their kind.
I suck at Christmas,
And only Santa hates Christmas more than I do!
All rights reserved. (c) Brenda Carol
credits
released December 22, 2020
Recorded at Tim's Garage, Toronto, ON Canada
All guitars, bass, drums, sleigh bells and
background vocals by Tim Bovaconti.
Lyrics by Brenda Carol (c) Brenda Carol
Music based on Makin' Whoopee, Walter Donaldson,
Chorus by Brenda Carol.
Produced and engineered by Tim Bovaconti
(c) Tim Bovaconti 2020
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